Halloween Jokes For Kids
Spooktacular Halloween Jokes for Kids!
Halloween is a time for costumes, candy, and lots of laughs! What better way to celebrate than with some silly and spooky jokes? These jokes are perfect for kids of all ages and are sure to bring smiles to their faces. Get ready to giggle your way through the Halloween season!
Monster Mash Jokes
Monsters can be scary, but their jokes definitely aren’t!
- Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet! - Q: Why did the zombie cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide! - Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake! - Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: Pouch potato! (Okay, maybe that’s not strictly Halloween, but it’s fun!) - Q: What do you call a monster with a car?
A: A monster truck! - Q: Why did the ghost go to the library?
A: He wanted to read boo-ks! - Q: What is a ghost’s favorite game?
A: Hide-and-ghost! - Q: What do you give a seasick monster?
A: Plenty of room! - Q: What do you call a monster who is always telling jokes?
A: A comedian! - Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them!
Pumpkin Patch Chuckles
Pumpkins are the stars of Halloween, and these jokes are just as bright!
- Q: What do you call a pumpkin that drops things?
A: A scatter gourd! - Q: What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
A: Cut it out! - Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash! - Q: Why was the pumpkin sad?
A: Because it had pumpkin problems! - Q: What do you call a really smart pumpkin?
A: A bright squash! - Q: What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music?
A: Pump-kin Rock! - Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Witchy Giggles
Witches are brewing up more than just potions – they’re serving up some laughs too!
- Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling! - Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broommates! - Q: Why did the witch drop out of flying school?
A: She couldn’t get the hang of it! - Q: What kind of car does a witch drive?
A: A Vroom-stick! - Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch! - Q: What’s a witch’s favorite TV show?
A: Bewitched!
Candy Corn Comedy
No Halloween is complete without candy, and these jokes are just as sweet!
- Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with! - Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines! - Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry! - Q: What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash! - Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music!
More Spooky Silliness
Here are a few more jokes to keep the Halloween fun going:
- Q: Why don’t skeletons like the cold?
A: Because they have no body to keep them warm! - Q: What kind of monster likes to dance?
A: The boogie man! - Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Boohamas! - Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Hope you enjoyed these Halloween jokes! Have a safe and happy Halloween filled with lots of treats and even more laughs!
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